Monday, December 9, 2013

The Fly Fisher’s Twelve Days of Christmas by Larry Offner (copyright 2008)


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… eight CCI’s casting, seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… nine fly fishers lying, eight CCI’s casting, seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… ten wading boots leaking, nine fly fishers lying, eight CCI’s casting, seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… eleven bass a leaping, ten wading boots leaking, nine fly fishers lying, eight CCI’s casting, seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… twelve tiers tying, eleven bass a leaping, ten wading boots leaking, nine fly fishers lying, eight CCI’s casting, seven trout a swimming, six nippers nipping, five mid arbor reels, four TFO fly rods, three pairs of waders, two spools of tippet and a Joan Wulff fly casting DVD.